MARCH

The Blue Union have a ‘Let Go If You Love The Club’ demonstration planned today
prior to the game with Wolverhampton Wanderers at Goodison Park.
As far as I am aware not much has happened in the way of contact from the club since the last March.

Yesterday KEIOC released a piece entitled What Price Everton Football Club?
Another great piece that will no doubt be roundly ignored by fans ask they as “what the fuck do KEIOC know..eh ?”

It has been lost in the absolute madness that has seen Chief Exec. Robert Elstone
round on “internet chatter” and the “proper wrong ‘uns lad” who have hacked into Evertons Computer.
The police don’t appear to be involved, they plainly don’t need to be
as the club have gone straight to CSI Walton and brought in the
“experienced senior executive team is dealing with the matter assisted by the Club’s legal representatives”
For some reasons I have visions of Kevin Nolan and “rock on” Tommy Cannon dressed as Hetty Wainthrop and Miss Marple
snifffing around the lounges…no change there then.

Robert then unleashed a scathing attack on Bill Kenwright as he cried

“Not for the first time in the recent past, certain individuals
claiming to be Evertonians have made attempts to undermine the
people of Everton Football Club by actions almost every one
of us would find wholly unacceptable.”

Here, here Robert. But what can yer do eh ?  Can’t people just stop picking on Bill ?

Ian, Bill and Bobby – hot air, piss and wind

In other news, completely unrelated, nothing to do with anything at all news, not even the fact that his emails appeared to have been
plastered all over the internet news,  Director of Communications Ian Ross is expected to move to a new role inside Goodison Park.

The Echo’s very own forensically thorough, investigative journalist, Preno, who despite the leaked emails claim, doesn’t owe the club a thing, says:

“Despite the acute embarrassment caused by publication of the mails, together with Mr Elstone’s authority apparently being undermined by a senior club official,
the ECHO (who owe Everton nothing)  understands that the decision to move Mr Ross into another department is not as a direct result.”
and with a Columbo like rumor killer Preno announced “The switch is not a result of today’s embarrassing email exposure and was planned months ago”

To nail any thoughts people may have as to the absolute validity of Ian Ross’ “switch” and how long it has been planned (months by the way)and  to hammer home his status
as an old school journalist who leaves no stone unturned Preno said  “It is not clear yet what role Mr Ross will take.”

You have to love that “months of planning”. I mean it saves any last minute glitches and as with most of Evertons shambolic dealings
this absolute bullshit tryst between club, press and people like “Durkin” who don’t waste a minute kissing arse and shitting on fellow fans.
All those “months of planning” only ever come unstuck when it’s a complete and utter crock of shit. Which, unless you hadn’t noticed, is everytime they open their mouth.

FUCKING LIARS – EACH AND EVERY ONE !

BLUE UNION
Itinerary and march route details below:

Assemble from 13:30
Spellow Lane Council Field

13:45-14:00
a brief rallying call from The Blue Union.

14:00
The march will move down Langham Street,
onto Walton Road and past the Royal Oak pub.
It will then march up Spellow Lane and onto Goodison Road
before dispersing at the Winslow pub in the interests of crowd safety.

Oh and if anybody is planning on wearing a clown outfit and taking cakes…just fuck off
CHEERS